oh mine eyes mine eyes
so once there was a man named turtle_07 who hated freedom. why he hated freedom i dont know but he certainly hated it. he hated america too. neither of these things are really relevant to the discussion at hand. what is relevant to the discussion is the fact that turtle is once again violating commandments left and right

first weve got the twenty second commandment thou shalt not add useless javascript frills i think that thats pretty much self explanatory. you dont distract the reader from your content with pointless add ons like the picard song and a dancing jesus background. keep it simple stupid.

this is so important that turtle wrote a second update about it in much harsher terms. the twenty fifth commandment thou shalt not stuff thy pasty face full of useless javascript code because it looks 'kewl'

you just. dont. do it. it really shouldnt be that complicated. why would you write two commandments on the same subject and then break them both. its just pathetic. oh wait he didnt write two commandments on the subject. he wrote three.

thou shalt not add music to thine blog

thats commandment twenty seven. again authored by turtle again broken by turtle. and this used to be a respected poster. ill be fixing the template shortly. this certainly will not stand.

remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Odovaucer @ 6:05 PM