It continues!
EDIT: BEHOLD MY WRATH

My god Odovaucer, have you really sunk so low? Your descent into madness was steeper than I ever could have imagined. You've lost any semblance of sanity and delved into a world few day go. The world of poetry. Have you forgotten the ninth commandment? Thou Shalt Not Post Poetry. Seems plenty clear to me. I don't even understand what you're trying to do there. It's madness... complete and total madness.

Instead of writing about a tree that once bit your dog or some shit like that, you need to just stop writing entirely. Get a hold of yourself man, do you even realize what you're doing to the blog? Or even what the blog is doing to you? It's as if you just don't care anymore... that or you're channeling the spirit of a couple of our crazier subjects.

What makes you think you have the right to turn our beloved blog into some sort of ungodly poetry showcase anyway? Thou Shalt Keep Thy Blog a Blog. Twenty-ninth commandment. Learn it, live it, love it.


Regardless, this madness must stop. Stand down Odovaucer ,or I shall the very template of this blog.

And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Andrew @ 2:24 PM