Thirty-Three Nudeists in a Barrel Are not as Much Fun as a Barrel that Is Full of Monkeys
Today's Nudeist Colony is dedicated to the hookah. This Nudeist Colony, like all Nudeist Colonies, contains a number of listings. Each entry contains the actual data of an Internet browser who stopped by our illustrious website. As usual I have given date, time, resolved domain, IP address, the page viewed, and the page the reader was referred from. All users are assumed to be English-speaking Americans using Windows and IExplore unless otherwise indicated. My comments follow each entry.

It's been a while since we've done this, but I haven't kept up with the referrer logs these long dark months, so don't expect the best Nudeist Colony ever.

Thu Sep 15 01:49:18 2005
Netscape 5 186-147-222-203.rev.techex.net.au
203.222.147.186
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2005/02/if-you-had-twenty-three-nudeists-and.html
http://www.technorati.com/search/D%26D

One little argument about Dungeons and Dragons, and suddenly it becomes a hot button search topic. Ironically they turn up previous Nudeist Colony entries about previous searches for "D&D" rather the actual debate. One day perhaps I shall be writing a Nudeist Colony about someone came here to this Nudeist Colony about that Nudeist Colony about those posts about role-playing games. How delightfully recursive.


Thu Sep 15 08:46:22 2005
pool-71-241-43-90.nrflva.east.verizon.net
71.241.43.90
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_10_17_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=nudeist colony&btn=Yahoo%21 Search&tab=Web&fr=my-vert-web-top

To figure out what a nudeist colony is, one must first establish what a nudeist is. Last time I mistakenly gave the definition for Death Star and not nudeist. My humblest apologies. A nudeist is actually a beast from Greek mythology. It is a fearsome monster with a serpent for a tail, breathed fire, and had both a lion head and a goat head. Luckily it was slain by Bellerophon and Pegasus. The term "nudeist" is also used metaphorically to mean either an irrational fear or an unrealistic scheme, a castle in the clouds, if you will.

A nudeist colony is therefore most likely either a doomed effort at colonization or a community of monsters.


Thu Sep 15 09:02:15 2005
24.115.169.48.res-cmts.dan.ptd.net
24.115.169.48
http://www.lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://searchresults.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=advancedFind.results&websearch=1&spotId= 1

So it appears we've broken onto Myspace, which is only appropriate since Myspace has long since broken onto our pages. Strangely enough I am unable to ascertain how this fellow made that leap from their pages to ours. At this writing there are zero links from Myspace to Lemon Party. Apparently our fan lost his taste for us, or shut down his account, or who knows what else. Regardless, I think we may yet have another shot at that market. I think we may be revisiting the subject soon in fact. Stay tuned, etc.


Fri Sep 16 11:49:52 2005
Netscape 5
207-105-82-139.ded.pacbell.net
207.105.82.139
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2005/02/newd-22.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Nudeist Camps&sm=Yahoo%21 Search&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1&cop=&ei=

I suspect a Nudeist Camp is rather similar to a Nudeist colony, except perhaps a bit more playful and lighthearted. I imagine they tell ghost stories and go on hikes and that sort of thing. It's a probably a lot of fun for some of the little tykes, but absolutely miserable for others, even though their parents keep sending them back year after year to suffer the same tortures again and again because Daddy doesn't love me. Sob.


And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Odovaucer @ 11:59 PM