Thirty-One is the Number of this Nudeist Colony
Today's Nudeist Colony is dedicated to apathy, bitter rival to productiveness. This Nudeist Colony, like all Nudeist Colonies, contains a number of listings. Each entry contains the actual data of an Internet browser who stopped by our illustrious website. As usual I have given date, time, resolved domain, IP address, the page viewed, and the page the reader was referred from. All users are assumed to be English-speaking Americans using Windows and IExplore unless otherwise indicated. My comments follow each entry.

Note that there was no Nudeist Colony last week or the week before for that matter. No they haven't gone away for good, but don't expect one every week anymore. We'll just have to wait and see what happens.


Mon Apr 4 22:48:05 2005
adsl-61-138-250.mco.bellsouth.net
208.61.138.250
http://www.lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_12_05_lemonparty_archive.html
http://websearch.cnn.com/search/search?source=cnn&invocationType=search%2Ftop&sites=web&query=young

Yes Lemon Party automatically becomes more prestigious simply for showing up on a CNN.com search. Or it would if there was any prestige to be gained from such an occurrence. There isn't, so we haven't. Incidentally, it's pretty safe to say that this referrer has been truncated. I'm guessing the search was actually for something along the lines of "young nudeist" or "young girl stripping" or "young people are ruining this country" or some such nonsense. I can guarantee you that the person who found us this is not the sort one would want to converse with at any great length.


Wed Apr 13 21:33:30 2005
adsl-69-149-212-157.dsl.wchtks.swbell.net
69.149.212.157
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://www.altavista.com/web/results?itag=ody&q=free child nudeists&kgs=1&kls=0

This is an admirable statement and certainly one I can get behind. Notice how forceful the imperative is. It's not at all wishy-washy like "I wish you would set free the child nudeists." Instead have a forceful demand: free child nudeists. It sounds just like the sort of thing one would put on a sign as one trotted angrily around a building in which child nudeists were imprisoned. Fear not, dear young nudeists, for your rescuers have arrived upon a great steed of internets. Rejoice.


Sat May 7 12:44:17 2005
adsl-33-133-239.asm.bellsouth.net
67.33.133.239
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=nudeism&ei=UTF-8&fl=0&xargs=0&pstart=1&fr=FP-tab-web-t&b=11

I my last Nudeist Colony I discussed nudeism. I gave a definition and explained about what makes a nudeist a nudeist. However it turns out that what I actually described was a "chav," not a nudeist. My apologies. The correct definition follows.

Nudeists are thin cardboard discs approximately the diameter of a half-dollar coin. The term "nudeist" comes from the name of a passion fruit/orange/guava drink in Hawaii. The cardboard disks came out of the lid.

after a while, nudeists caught on in mainstream American culture, so companies sold the discs sans Hawaiian fruit drink. The mass produced nudeists were decorated with a variety of images.

Nudeists were primarily collected to be used in a peculiar and rather simple-minded game of skill and chance. The nudeists would be stacked in small piles and the players would use thicker, heavier disks of metal or plastic to strike those piles. Any nudeists flipped by the "slammer" would go to the person who flipped them. Players would take turns, and the player with the most nudeists at the conclusion of the game would be declared the victor. Unfortunately mainstream American culture has long since massed nudeists by. Like Furbies and Beanie Babies they have become relics of a more innocent past. Would that we could return to those simpler days when sexuality had not weaseled its insidious way into all our thoughts and deeds.



And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Odovaucer @ 11:59 PM