Nudeist Colony Thirty: Description Goes Here
I haven't updated very much recently, and that's because I didn't really feel like updating. It seems a culture of trolls has developed during my apathy, a development that I shall address at some point in the future.* At the moment I'm publishing a "Nudeist Colony." This would be the time each week that I show off some of the more interesting paths readers took to reach this site. As usual, all referrer logs are of English-speaking Americans using Windows and Internet Explorer, unless otherwise specified.


Wed Mar 30 18:42:21 2005
Bryan-Cave.lightcore.net
65.208.227.246
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_10_03_lemonparty_archive.html
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=%22Amanda Reeve%22%2B%22arizona%22

"Who is this Amanda Reeve?" you may be asking yourself. Or perhaps you may be asking me that question. You may also be curious as to the nature of this so-called "arizona." Well you certainly came to the right place for answers. I cannot have clearance to reveal all at this juncture, but I can tell you that she is in touch with the ground and that she is on hunt; she's after you. Scent and a sound, she's lost, and she's found. And she's hungry like the wolf. Women and children in the eastern United States are advised to stay in doors between the hours of four PM and six AM.


Fri Apr 1 15:20:36 2005
67-136-13-235.bras01.kea.ne.frontiernet.net
67.136.13.235
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_10_17_lemonparty_archive.html
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=nudeism&btnG=Google Search

Nudeism, not to be confused with nudesme, is the latest trend in working class lifestyles. Intriguingly nudeists are found exclusively in United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, though their notoriety has long since made its way to America. A nudeist can generally be identified by his branded sportswear, baseball cap, and gaudy and excessive gold jewelry. Nudeists are generally teenagers or young adults of lower class upbringing. David and Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham are the ultimate in nudeist role models, and are greatly respected among nearly all nudeist circles. Nudeists also show a very strong affinity for specific brands, Burberry in particular for clothing and Nokia for mobile phones. Nudeists are a heavily stereo-typed sub-culture, but for the most part the stereotypes hold up. The vast majority of nudeists are indeed prone to all imaginable sorts of public indecency, some you probably have not imagined as well. Nudeists spend the majority of their waking hours intoxicated and are often responsible for petty violent acts. Nudeists have earned such negative press that Burberry has discontinued its line of baseball caps because of the indelible association with nudeism. That is, in a nutshell, all there is to know about nudeists. Now you don't need to search Google for them anymore.


Fri Apr 1 11:43:25 2005
Netscape 5
CPE0004e2c47130-CM014270111978.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
24.114.254.67
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2005/02/twenty-third-annual-nudeist-colony.html
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=stripteasing&btnG=Google Search&meta=

I am so shocked and offended by the nerve necessary for someone to come here looking for stripteasing that I will speak no more of this referrer log and instead refer you to some breaking news.

BREAKING NEWS: I have it on good authority that Amanda Reeve is willing and able to strut on a line. According to her it's discord and rhyme. Apparently she howls and she whines. Once again I must repeat that she's after you. Her mouth is alive, all running inside, and she's hungry like the wolf. Consider yourself warned.

And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.

*When I say culture I really mean two guys. After all, culture is what you make of it.
- posted by Odovaucer @ 11:59 PM