Twenty-Nine Nudeist Colonies is a Prime Number of Nudeist Colonies
Today's Nudeist Colony contains a list of referrer logs, and is dedicated to the world's Shover Bots; too long have they played second fiddle to the Pusher Bots. As usual I have given date, time, resolved domain, IP address, the page viewed, and the page the reader was referred from. It should be taken for granted that all of these folks are English-speaking Americans using Windows and IExplore unless, of course, I tell you otherwise indicated. My comments will follow each entry, and my enthusiasm shall wax and wane with the moon.

Wed Mar 23 22:05:28 2005
English (Ireland)
81.169.147.22
http://www.lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://www.altavista.com/web/results?itag=ody&q=free child nudeists&kgs=1&kls=0

It's saddening that even today the practice of slavery continues on. Apparently even naked children can be and have been enslaved. After all, why else would he specify that he wanted to see free children? Oh, wait. My mistake, he isn't looking for "free child nudists," he's looking for "free child nudeists." That's good. I was worried that really children were in bondage. Instead we only have to worry about nudeists, which are, luckily, nonexistent. I am relieved.


Thu Mar 24 00:44:47 2005
Farsi
Toronto-HSE-ppp3749109.sympatico.ca
67.68.99.106
http://www.lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_12_05_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=trample party pictures&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8&xargs=0&pstart=1&fr=FP-ta

I've seen a lot on the Interwebnation Superhighway. I've seen more than I wanted to see; I've seen more than you have. That said I had not heard the phrase trample party before now. It's pretty easy to guess that it's going to be a group of women walking on some guy. Sounds ever so erotic doesn't it? Of course there is a healthy minority that gets off on this stuff. Healthy minority as in a sizable population of pathetic sickos, that is. He's also Farsi-speaking Canadian, another one of my absolute favorite minorities. I just love Internet.


Thu Mar 24 13:10:19 2005
adsl-68-77-154-66.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net
68.77.154.66
http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:GzSm03CPf24J:lemonparty.blogspot.com/2005_02_13_lemonparty_archive.html freakshow midi download&hl=en%20target=nw http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=freakshow midi download&btnG=

All three of those words do in fact appear on that page. Unfortunately for that fellow they do not appear in that phrase. This is why some Internet users put "quotation marks" in their Google searches.


Thu Mar 24 13:11:02 2005
Netscape 5
customer.netlogic.net
206.80.64.146
http://www.lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=crazy party pictures&sm=Yahoo%21 Search&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-ta

Not all parties are sedate, elegant affairs. Sometimes you just cut loose. Cutting loose means something different to everyone. Some folks play loud music, some do body shots, some have casual anal sex. The point is that some parties are totally jumping and some aren't. As has been previously stated, we have images of neither. Neither. That means you can stop coming here looking for them, chief.


Thu Mar 24 13:49:53 2005
adsl-67-114-223-15.dsl.scrm01.pacbell.net
67.114.223.15
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2005_02_27_lemonparty_archive.html
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=shitcock

It appears someone else was in desperate need of the gospel of shitcock. Shitcock is a thing of beauty and purity. It is a symbol of that is right with this world. A cock constructed of shit may seem an unpleasant thing, but in reality it is the very stuff of life. Humanity began at the behest of a cock made of shit. Your very existence, dear reader, is entirely the fault of a shitcock. That fecal phallus has provided you with you all you have in this world. The ejaculate of the shitcock is the life that flows in your veins. I hope you'll show the appropriate respect.


Fri Mar 25 16:30:11 2005
pcp0011661186pcs.summit01.nj.comcast.net
68.38.87.139
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2005_02_20_lemonparty_archive.htmlhttp://www.google.com/search?q=song lyrics containing Muhlenberg College&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&start=1

Not every Nudeist Colony has a centerpiece, a single listing that simply blows the others out of the water. This one does. First off we have obviously imbecilic way of running a search. Instead of getting results that feature the word lyrics and the phrase "Muhlenberg College," he got pages that contain the words "song," "lyrics," "containing," "Muhlenberg," and "College." How many songs do think have the word "containing" in their lyrics? If you answered, "none," you have far too much faith in the world's songwriters. If you thought the answer was "zero good ones" you'd be right. If you thought the answer was "zero songs about Muhlenberg College," you'd also be right. Who'd want to listen to a song about Muhlenberg anyway?


And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Odovaucer @ 1:54 PM