18 Nude: The First True Nudeist Colony of the New Annum
It's been a while since I've written anything for you folks, and that's for exactly sixteen different reasons. Luckily I can condense them all down to one simple sentence: Lemon Party is not the most important part of my existence. I wish it were otherwise, but what can you do? Obviously the long-awaited Squirrel Guide Part Three will have to wait another week, but at least I have some referrer logs for you! As usual, they're all English-speaking Americans using Windows and Internet Explorer unless otherwise stated.


Wed Dec 29 17:17:14 2004
dsl-80-43-75-88.access.uk.tiscali.com
80.43.75.88
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_09_19_lemonparty_archive.html
http://www.mywebsearch.com/jsp/GGmain.jsp?st=bar&ptnrS=ZSzeb02968US_ZSXXXXXXXXGB&searchfor=NUDEISTS

Vee must be forceful in our search for zee nudeists. Vee must use only zee capital letters! Or something. I don't know. What do you think goes through the tiny little minds of these people?

Wed Dec 29 17:24:20 2004
English (United Kingdom)
81-86-238-5.dsl.pipex.com
81.86.238.5
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_11_28_lemonparty_archive.html
http://www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&gfns=1&ie=UTF-8&q=nudeism

Some folks aren't satisfied with simply finding "nudeists." These people want to understand the broader principles at work and they expect to discover those broad principles by using Google to search for a misspelling of nudism. No, I can't explain it any better.

Thu Dec 30 10:53:33 2004
English (United Kingdom)
82-33-69-146.cable.ubr01.trow.blueyonder.co.uk
82.33.69.146
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://search.msn.com/pass/results.aspx?srch=105&FORM=MSN6A&q=young nudeist

We do get hits from obvious paedophiles searching for various sordid topics like "15 year old girl pics" or 12 year old girl rape pics," but we don't tend to see anything quite as ambiguous as this one. Obviously the word "nudist" is misspelled, but I'm used to that by now. This is a search for a young nudist, but not necessarily an underage one. I'm inclined to assume the worst, though it's certainly possible that he had previously only found images of elderly "nudeists" and was hoping for a perfectly legal change of pace. Possible.


Thu Dec 30 09:07:14 2004
English (Australia)
chrax8-b112.dialup.optusnet.com.au
211.29.202.112
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://search.ninemsn.com.au/results.aspx?FORM=MSNH&v=1&CY=en-au&RS=CHECKED&q=nudeist&GO=GO

Isn't it wonderful how the Internet connects people from all across the globe? Italians, Israelis, Canadians, and Croats have all read Lemon Party. So has this Australian. Such a pity that most of them came here because they misspelled their pornography searches.

Thu Dec 30 15:56:19 2004 Windows NT (Win32)
ip094254.wvlc.pat.wvnet.edu
129.71.94.254
http://www.lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_10_17_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=free pictures of nudeists&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8

I've gone back and checked all our archives just in case, but there are still no pictures of nudeists here, free or otherwise. This fellow figured that much out after only sifting through a mere three pages of archives! Maybe next week he'll have better luck!

Sat Jan 1 16:41:25 2005
69-169-158-250.bflony.adelphia.net
69.169.158.250
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004/12/sixteen-is-not-sweet-number-of-candles.html
http://www.blogsearchengine.com/search.php?q=nudist&tab=blog

Well what do you know, there are people who can spell nudist out there. Pity that some of them need to poke through three pages of Lemon Party to discover that we aren't what they're looking for.


And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Odovaucer @ 11:59 PM