Sixteen is not a Sweet Number of Candles or Stones. Nay it is the Number of the Nudeist
And their colonies.

This week I've got some referrer logs for you. All users are assumed to be English-speaking Americans using Windows and Internet Explorer unless otherwise indicated. My comments follow each entry. Enough idle chit chat, let's get straight to the heart of the matter, the latest and greatest referrer logs.


Fri Dec 24 01:21:44 2004
wanglobe.hilton.com
192.251.125.85
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://enlarged-clitoris8896.blogspot.com

This reader came to us via Blogger's handy "next blog" button. Nothing extraordinary about that. What is extraordinary is the name of the other blog. Hands down the most peculiar name for a blog I have ever seen. Click the link at your risk.

Tue Dec 28 11:37:00 2004
69-162-225-169.ironoh.adelphia.net
69.162.225.169
not given
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p= yahoo nudist clubs colonies&sm=Yahoo%21 Search&fr=FP-tab-web-t-17

In case the above isn't perfectly clear, allow me to reiterate: That was a yahoo web search for "yahoo," "nudist," "clubs," and "colonies." Yes he searched the web for yahoo clubs from yahoo's website. No, there is no reason he could not have merely searched through Yahoo Groups rather than the entire Internet. Actually I take that back as there is a reason: he's a moron. I'm not really sure why it was important to him to find a group that supported nudist clubs and colonies, and I'm not sure why he thought a blog would be the homepage of a Yahoo Group. Despite these bonehead moves I can't fully ridicule him as he did manage to spell "nudist" correctly.

Tue Dec 28 16:28:54 2004
24.231.154.126.tvc.mi.chartermi.net
24.231.154.126
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial_s&q=lemo

Not everyone is capable narrowing a search down to precisely the necessary specificity. Some people need to leave things a little more open-ended. There are a variety of explanations and justifications. The most common are ignorance and stupidity. Some people could theoretically handle a google search appropriately but simply lack the experience or training. There others who will never be able to manage it despite any amount of coaching. These people are just dumb. I have a strong suspicion that what we are currently discussing is an example of the latter.

Tue Dec 28 16:29:14 2004
24.231.154.126.tvc.mi.chartermi.net
24.231.154.126
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2003_12_07_lemonparty_archive.html
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial_s&q=lemo

Twice. He searched for "lemo" and decided that, although our front page didn't what he was looking for, there was still a chance that our archives might help him. Genius.

Tue Dec 28 18:13:14 2004
user-0c93gco.cable.mindspring.com
24.145.193.152
not given
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=nudeism&btnG=Search

Yes, every week I list somebody who misspelled "nudist" or "nudism." It's always just the tip of the iceberg my friends. Just the tip of the iceberg.

Wed Dec 29 07:51:15 2004
MacOS (MacPPC)
Netscape 5
ip68-12-106-135.ok.ok.cox.net
68.12.106.135
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_12_05_lemonparty_archive.html
http://www.google.com/search?q=nudeist&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

I'm always surprised when we get hits from Mac users. There's something so pure and innocent about the Apple mystique that I never expect someone running MacOS to be on the prowl for "nudeists." Just another pleasant illusion brutally dispelled by the Internet.


And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Odovaucer @ 11:59 PM