The Twenty Third Annual Nudeist Colony Reunion Tour
Today's Nudeist Colony contains a list of referrer logs. As usual I have given date, time, resolved domain, IP address, the page viewed, and the page the reader was referred from. It should be taken for granted that all of these folks are English-speaking Americans using Windows and IExplore unless, of course, I tell you otherwise indicated. My snide comments will follow each entry. What is unusual about this week is the shocking variety of topics we'll cover. Things I never could have predicted showed up in our referrer lists. Enough suspense, how about we get started?


Sun Feb 6 01:55:06 2005
c-24-7-126-186.client.comcast.net
24.7.126.186
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=how to get electricity out of lemon&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1&ei=UT

How do you get electricity out of a lemon? I certainly don't know, and even if I took the time to learn I wouldn't share it with you people. That anyone would expect to find such information in a blog of all things is staggeringly ignorant.


Tue Feb 8 18:53:09 2005
English (Australia)
wolax9-236.dialup.optusnet.com.au
203.164.106.236
http://websearch.optusnet.com.au/search/optusnet?p=nudeist&submit=Search&y=

No, it isn't the preferred spelling Down Under either.


Tue Feb 8 23:01:29 2005
Netscape 5
c-67-163-157-186.client.comcast.net
67.163.157.186
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2005_01_09_lemonparty_archive.html
http://www.parseek.com/search/?q=sex 12-17 year old picturs&start=15

It is not legal to have pictures of twelve- to seventeen-year-olds having sex. This is not a secret. It is also illegal to have sex with twelve- to seventeen-year-olds if one is of the age of consent oneself. This is also emphatically not a secret. In fact both of these facts are quite well-publicized indeed. This fellow thought he found a way around these very necessary strictures. Pictures may be off-limits...but "picturs" aren't! Ingenious! Ingenious, but utterly moronic. Only in America, my dear readers, only in America. Most common in certain southerly sections of America.


Wed Feb 9 10:20:12 2005
68-185-222-233-rcp1.ubr2.wrbg.mo.charter.com
68.185.222.233
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2003_12_28_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=15 year old girl fuck pic&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t&fl=0&x=wrt

Wow. What exactly is so appealing about fifteen year olds?


Wed Feb 9 13:08:01 2005
Japanese
YahooBB219033236187.bbtec.net
219.33.236.187
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://search.yahoo.co.jp/bin/query?p=nudeist&fr=top%2c top

In Japan it is okay to fantasize about having sex with small children. In Japan it is okay write about having sex with small children. In Japan it is okay to draw pictures of space aliens having sex with small children. In Japan it is okay to make animated films of space aliens having sex with small children. Japan is not a good place. Americans with positive feelings about Japan should be sent there, preferably having first been transformed into small children via cosmetic surgery. By sent, I really mean exiled. Or maybe ostracized. Today Japan has sunk to an even lower level of depravity. The level of "nudeists."


Thu Feb 10 19:07:09 2005
f5c110.gpcom.net
12.154.5.110
http://www.lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_08_22_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=download stripteasing videos&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t&fl=0&x=wrt

I'm sure every Lemon Party tries to download stripteasing videos from us at some point. It's a perfectly natural urge; I mean, who wants to spend all that money on a real stripteasing or take the time to search the for free stripteasing videos. Well I guess this guy did, but he's just an outlier. Or something. Whatever, I've gabbed long enough for you to figure out that he's a moron. Moving on time.


Thu Feb 10 19:26:14 2005
4.7.22.85
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_10_17_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=lemonparty collection&ei=UTF-8&fr=slv1-fp&fl=0&x=wrt

No one, anywhere, has a Lemon Party collection, as this man discovered, much to his chagrin.


Thu Feb 10 22:41:02 2005
ool-18be720a.dyn.optonline.net
24.190.114.10
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_10_17_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=www.lemon-party.com&sp=1&ei=UTF-8

Why the hell would anyone use Google to search for a website whose name you already know? If you know a website's address you type it into the "Address Bar." Fucking rocket science.


Thu Feb 10 22:54:06 2005
c-24-1-250-146.client.comcast.net
24.1.250.146
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Midi%2C I am a man of constant sorrows &ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t&f

He's looking for a song from the film "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" in MIDI format. First up, never ever use the MIDI format. Second, never the use the fucking MIDI format. It obviously doesn't sound as good as any other recording format, and it has no uses that are not stupid uses. Using MIDI files as cell phone ringtones is stupid. They make you look stupid. In public. In front of your friends. In front of strangers. Using MIDI files in your web page is stupid. It makes you look stupid in front of the entire Internet. You put a MIDI in your blog or your web page and the entire Internet immediately knows that you're stupid. I do not exaggerate.


Fri Feb 11 14:43:00 2005
12.38.160.69
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/ http://www.webcrawler.com/info.wbcrwl/search/web/scary%25252Bpictures

Well this fellow came to right place.




Fri Feb 11 16:55:45 2005
host-65-81-247-40.lft.bellsouth.net
65.81.247.40
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p= to life to life la chaim lyrics&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t&fl=0&x=w

This is quite something. Two people came to us searching for specific songs in one week. Interestingly these folks have different songs in mind and searching for different elements of those songs (One searcher desired a MIDI file, the other simply lyrics), and it's turtle_07's fault that they found us. Old turtle_07 has something of a penchant for posting song lyrics. Well his song lyric-posting addiction hasn't caused me as much righteous indignation as Carver Buns' tragic misspelling, but I'm worried. Can you imagine the sort of people who would come here expecting to get full and complete song lyrics?


Fri Feb 11 19:04:43 2005
pm867-37.dialip.mich.net
204.39.213.191
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_12_12_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=%22fat %2B Nudists%22&fr=logout

Generally when one searches for naked people one is actually looking for naked attractive people. The Internet resists words like "generally," "usually," and "legal." Unfortunately it also has a very difficult time kowtowing to things I associate with the word "hopefully." Hopefully we don't have anymore child molesters reading my updates. Hopefully people will learn how to "nudist" correctly. Hopefully there is a limit to the perversion, the utter depravity of cyberspace.




And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Odovaucer @ 10:59 PM