Touched by an Angel
Hello, and welcome back to another exciting edition of "turtle_07 posts a post after not posting for a long time, but he promises to post again post haste". Or as we say in the inter-world "TPAPANPFALTBHPTPAPH." Yeah, fucking sweet. In case you've all missed the last couple months of our lives (and the previous edition of this post), I'm at college now. It's a commonly held belief that Odovaucer is also at college, but we can't really be sure of that. I mean is there any mathematical or scientific way to prove that Odovaucer is in fact at college? I propose to you, humble readers of our humble blog, that Odovaucer does not, in fact, exist.

(Myself, I'm somewhat ambivalent on this subject to tell the truth - Odovaucer)

Has anyone ever really seen Odovaucer? Is there mathematical proof that he exists? Scientific tests that we can do? Why do we never see a picture of him at his Facebook account? I mean sure, you could look at his so-called "posts" and his so-called "Facebook account" and say something like "Ye unfaithful, look upon his works and tremble," and you'd be right... but only partially. (I don't think an imperative sentence can really be right or wrong, but I think we can figure out what he's driving at here - Odovaucer) I mean sure we've seen signs of his work, but there's no way of knowing if they're actually his or some elaborate prank.

Face it, you nuts, he's not real. Sure you'll go on ranting about how I'm wrong and start citing his Cellars of IMDb updates and talk about how there's no other rational explanation for their existence and that they certainly didn't evolve from lesser updates. The sad fact is that if you nuts ACTUALLY read the updates that your so-called "Odovaucer" was putting out you'd see just how they evolve into his IMDb updates, but no, you crazies only read the posts that you want to read and ignore everything else. Face it, whoever's playing this Odovaucer is good... but there's none of this "impossible that such posts could have come into being otherwise" shit.

Furthermore, I don't see how believing in Odovaucer helps at all if you don't actually follow his updates. Sure you talk all big about how Odovaucer says this, and Odovaucer recognizes Brendan Fraser as a cool actor (Tall actor, actually - Odovaucer, reacting pedantically to his existence being questioned) but you don't follow his laws of updating your blogs. No! You read what you want to read and then you condemn me for not following Odovaucer's so-called "code." First off you fuckers aren't even following the blogging commandments and second off your so-called "code" is cobbled together from an elaborate prank involving the Internet Movie Database and some actors that some random prick thinks are cool. Jesus, just get over yourselves already. Alright? THANK YOU.

I'm sorry you all had to sit through that, but it's been on my mind for a while.



And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Andrew @ 11:57 PM