Nudeist Colony 26: This One Doesn't Have a Silly Title
By now you should all know that there's a contest running. You have until midnight Friday to enter. You could very well be the next Lemon Jockey.

This week's Nudeist Colony is dedicated to Zachary Gidwitz because we'll be dealing with his favorite word shortly. In this update I will list a number of the sites that have referred readers here in the last week. Each entry contains the actual data of an Internet browser who stopped by our illustrious website. As usual I have given date, time, resolved domain, IP address, the page viewed, and the page from which the reader was referred. If you see your own information here you should hang your head in shame but keep reading anyway. We'll fix you up in no time. All users are assumed to be English-speaking Americans using Windows and IExplore unless otherwise indicated. Snide comments follow each referrer log.


Fri Feb 25 20:52:29 2005
adsl-65-69-56-221.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net
65.69.56.221
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_08_22_lemonparty_archive.html
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=lemonparty threesome&btnG=Google Search

Generally one doesn't have to use the word "threesome" when discussing Lemon Party, since it is really quite obvious how important the number three is to the concept. Just take the briefest of looks and you will be quite able to ascertain that what we're dealing with is unquestionably and immutably a threesome.


Fri Feb 25 23:44:03 2005
Arabic (Saudi Arabia)
65.162.184.5
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://www.parseek.com/search/?q=sex%2012-17%20year%20old%20picturs

No. No, no, no, no. We do not have any "picturs." We have never had any "picturs," and you can be sure that we will never have any "picturs." We didn't even have any incidences of the those eight letters in that order until after we started getting these hits. Oh Saudi Arabia, won't you please stop looking for kiddie porn here? I beg of thee.


Sat Feb 26 01:21:09 2005
Japanese
gw1.screen.co.jp
210.199.158.195
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2003_12_07_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.msn.co.jp/results.aspx?ps=ba%3d(0.10)0........%26co%3d(0.10)6.200.3.2.5.10.1.3.%26pn%

I cannot begin to attempt to postulate how to go about commencing to understand this well enough to explain it to you, let alone say something pithy. Suffice to say that he was probably looking for the tentacles. And the underage girls. And the inevitable collision of the previous two items. I think I can go out on a limb here and assume that it was specifically a vaginal collision.


Wed Mar 2 13:18:09 2005
d6-5.rb2.jax.centurytel.net
69.29.157.5
http://www.lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_12_05_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=nudeist colonies&sm=Yahoo%21 Search&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1&ei=U

Now it is possible that possible that this person was looking for information about nudist colonies for perfectly respectable reasons. Yet neither of us actually believe that's what's going on here. We both know this person (almost certainly male) was hoping to score some hot hot "pics" of naked ladies. Never mind that the vast majority of nudists are not in any way attractive to the normal, well-adjusted human being. Not that really means all that much. Every day the Interwebnation Superhighway teaches me that everyone is attractive to somebody.




And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Odovaucer @ 11:58 PM