Fourteen Nudeists Form a Colony. On a Friday, No Less.
Yes, it's "Nudeist Colony" time once again! As always we're dealing with English speaking Americans using Microsoft software unless otherwise stated. Today we've got a short list, but still an awfully painful one for yours truly. Enough of this gay banter, let's dive into the heart of the matter!


Sat Dec 4 19:22:18 2004
Farsi
80.242.8.17
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_02_22_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=lemon party.com&fr=ieas-dns

Yeah, that's Farsi. Farsi is the most common language in Iran and nowhere else. What an Iranian is doing searching for "lemon" "party" and "com" is beyond me. He went through eight pages of archives though, so I guess he thought there was going to be some sort of payoff eventually.

Sun Dec 5 16:18:08 2004
adsl-70-240-179-19.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net
70.240.179.19
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_03_14_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=How do you make electricity with a lemon%3F&ei=UTF-8&SpellState=n-

How do you conduct electricity with a lemon? Well using the very same search this fellow ran I manage to come up with a number of useful results. Why he thought this would be one of them is beyond me. Do you really expect science from a blog? Especially a blog named Lemon Party?

Tue Dec 7 21:45:56 2004
pool-162-84-168-158.ny5030.east.verizon.net
162.84.168.158
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=rotund nudist clubs&sp=1&sm=Yahoo%21 Search&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8&fr=F

On the plus side he spelled nudist correctly. On the minus aside is everything else. The existence of nudists is not a valid justification for wanting to know more about them. It's kind of like slavery. It happens, and there's absolutely nothing we can do about it, so don't rub your fucking face in it. Let it disappear into the dark recesses of your mind where it will not interfere with your day to day living. Don't even think about searching the Internet for clubs of nudists. Do not. And the bit about rotund, that's a sign of an e-Internet citizen who is not well. If you're running yahoo searches for clubs full of rotund nudists that's bad. If you had to read several pages of this site's archives to ascertain that we don't have what you're looking for that's worse. That's awful, and you should ashamed of yourself. It's almost Christmas, and you're looking for groups of fat nudists. Grotesque.


And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Odovaucer @ 5:10 PM