If You Assembled a Tent in the Wilderness and then Removed the Last "T," Well then You'd Have the Number of Nudeist Colonies
It's time for a colony. A colony of nudeists that is! Oh! Now for some referrer logs.

Mon Nov 8 02:29:59 2004
Finnish
milla.top.tkukoulu.fi
192.103.98.4
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://www.google.fi/search?hl=fi&q=lemon party&lr=

Four hits from this fellow running the unremarkable search of "Lemon Party." So why is this one interesting? Hello, he's from fucking Finland, and foreigners are interesting. Come on, revel in your newfound understanding: Scandinavians love us too.

Mon Nov 8 21:27:26 2004
Spanish (Argentina)
host210.200-82-0.telecom.net.ar
200.82.0.210
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=lemonparty&csz=&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t&cop=mss&tab=&toggle=1

Our appeal is positively international! This guy may not have been able to speak the language, but he sure did check out the archives.

Mon Nov 8 20:17:47 2004
Linux (Linux_i686)
alb-24-194-37-235.nycap.rr.com
24.194.37.235
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://www.google.com/search?q=lemon party&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox&rls=org

Not only is our appeal international. It appears that we attract even those peculiar folks who swear by a little something called "Linux." I'm not sure if that really matters to ay of you, but you can't deny it any longer if you were denying it.

Tue Nov 9 12:58:18 2004
h000b06c3fe91.ne.client2.attbi.com
24.128.151.233
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://www.comcast.net/qry/websearch?cmd=qry&safe=on&query=NUDEIST COLONY PICTURES&searchChoice=goo

Oooooh CAPITAL LETTERS, I'm sure that greatly improves your results. Seriously. Who really wants to see pictures of nudist colonies, let alone "nudeist" colonies. The people there generally aren't the kind you particularly want to be ogling. If you have some sense of aesthetics, that is. Obviously the Master of the Caps Lock key lacks that sense.

Wed Nov 10 20:34:30 2004
waunwibas01-pool0-a215.waunwi.tds.net
216.170.192.215
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=nudeism&ei=UTF-8&pstart=1&b=11

So at first we just got a couple hits from searches for simply "nudeist." Then our misguided perverts starting narrowing down their searches to "nudeists" or "nudeist" colony. It was in the later stages that the words "pics" and "pictures" started appearing as well. This is the first time anyone's ever tried "nudeism." Doesn't that word just make you cringe? Isn't it obvious that it isn't a word? I really hate my readers.

Wed Nov 10 22:50:56 2004
c-67-169-30-14.client.comcast.net
67.169.30.14
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=what is a lemon party

Naïveté is beautiful. I really did not think there was anyone left on Internet who did not understand the glory that be Lemon Party. Hopefully that's the last one educated.

Thu Nov 11 00:03:56 2004
ppp-p2-228.ras.van.centurytel.net
66.112.43.228
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2003_12_28_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=12 year old girl porn&ei=UTF-8&fr=slv1-&b=251

This is still NOT LEGAL. See how I used bold, capitalized letters for that? That's to make it more noticeable, but people still won't get it. Christ.

Thu Nov 11 22:05:36 2004
pool-68-160-137-28.bos.east.verizon.net
68.160.137.28
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2003_12_21_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=motion%2C except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happ

Read whatever you like into "except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happ." I doubt I've got anything better to say than you do.

And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Odovaucer @ 8:07 AM