The Sinful Colony: Brad Pitt the Nudeist
Yes it's Nudeist Colony time. This is our seventh week of Nudeism, and now it's time to look at some referrer logs, hey!


Fri Oct 15 23:52:37 2004
English (United States)
ip68-226-126-96.ph.ph.cox.net
68.226.126.96
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=www.lemon party.com&FORM=DNSERR

This dear one ran a search for "www.lemon" and "party.com" I call this Internet user "dear one" because it seems like a sweet and sensitive thing to call someone, and I feel that this person is only barely over the cusp of "functional intelligence." This is a person who can muddle through day to day life, but will be able to understand why things work the way they do. This is the kind of person who will never manage to get his head around the idea of the Earth orbiting the sun. Don't hate him; pity him.


Sat Oct 16 18:47:28 2004
English (United States)
cpe-066-56-97-255.triad.rr.com
66.56.97.255
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://www.mytotalsearch.com/jsp/AWmain.jsp?st=bar&ptnrS=VSXXXXXX46US&searchfor=nudeist

I know this may come as a shock to some of you, but I think some people may be reaching our sight through searches for the collection of letters "nudeist." Furthermore, it is entirely possible that that particular collection of letters has appeared in zero dictionaries. Zero. None. Never has nudeist been given a definition in the OED, or Merriam-Webster's, or any other dictionary. Not a one. Maybe some of you should think about investing in one. Just a thought.


Sat Oct 16 22:04:41 2004
English (United States)
slc497.modem.xmission.com
166.70.2.243
http://www.lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?FORM=MSNH&q=nudeist%20colony

Apparently this isn't the only "nudeist colony on the web. I am saddened. This is me being sad. One might even say that I am channeling my sadness into this post. Or perhaps you'd say that this qualifies as emoting my sadness. Regardless, I am not pleased. So let's move on to something happier.

Sun Oct 17 12:10:11 2004
English (United States)
163.102.171.66.subscriber.vzavenue.net
66.171.102.163
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://search.cometsystems.com/search.php?product=csearch&tmpl=1B&qry=nudeist&src_id=312

Wait, that's not happier. At least this fool isn't looking for an entire colony. He's set his sights considerably lower, running a search for but a single nudeist.

Sun Oct 17 15:21:53 2004
English (United States)
acs-24-154-85-175.zoominternet.net
24.154.85.175
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://www.altavista.com/web/results?itag=wrx&q=nudeist colony&kgs=1&kls=0

And now we're back to entire colonies. One nudeist not goo denough for you, Mister Zoominternet, USA?

Sun Oct 17 16:19:05 2004
English (United States)
d66-183-80-96.bchsia.telus.net
66.183.80.96
http://www.lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?FORM=TOOLBR&q=nudeist

Yes, another "nudeist" search. This one i sinteresting because this guy went through approximately half the archives in a vain search for pics. Here's a little hint for you guys: if there are zero pictures of nudeists on the first page, chances are there aren't going to be any more on the subsequent ones. Still, how much can you expect from poor spellers with stupid fetishes?


And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks and we don't have any pictures of nudeists.
- posted by Odovaucer @ 8:32 PM