The Devil's Island Nudeist Colony
It's time to put your hands together for the sixth Nudeist Colony! Actually you should probably just use one hand to scroll through this one, but two hands isn't completely out of the question. As you should know, the Nudeist Colony is the feature has me, Odovaucer, Lemon Jockey and editor, regale you with the most interesting referrer logs of the past week. We went on a brief hiatus for reasons that are now irrelevant. With no further ado, referrer logs:


Mon Sep 27 19:43:50 2004 Windows NT (Win32)
English (United States)
ool-435144e3.dyn.optonline.net
67.81.68.227
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=nudeist&ei=UTF-8&fr=ush1-mail&fl=0&x=wrt

Another search for "nudeist." That's nice. I can't begrudge readers even if they lack basic spelling skills or normal, sensible sexual interests.


Tue Sep 28 08:17:31 2004 Windows NT (Win32)
French (France)
AReims-151-1-24-122.w83-192.abo.wanadoo.fr
83.192.21.122
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://search.cometsystems.com/search.php?qry=child nudist pics&origin=csearch&tmpl=1Ben&start=180

So the Americans can't figure why there aren't very many "nudeists" on the web, but the fucking French can. The French. After all the trash you talk about them, you'd think you be able to beat them at your language. Your own language. In other news this Frenchy is a pedophile with a penchant for nudists, also known as a penchant for STUPID!


Tue Sep 28 03:08:55 2004
Windows NT (Win32)
English (United States)
m-0-234.docsis.hbci.com
64.213.217.234
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?FORM=MSNH&q=nudeist

Now that's a good American perversion. If misspellings are the only thing that identifies my homeland; well good for misspellings.


Thu Sep 30 14:24:35 2004
WebTV (WebTV_OS)
WebTV Plus Receiver 4
netcache-3001.bay.webtv.net
209.240.205.60
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://search.bay.webtv.net/Search.aspx?FORM=WEBTV&cfg=MSTVXML&v=1&x=26&y=14&c=US&q=nudeist

Wow, WebTV. Look at that incredible new technology at work. A new world of computing is opening up, one that does not even involve computers. It is a beautiful new day; it is the dawning of a new era of peace and prosperity. Oh, wait. Actually it's just another medium through which horny morons can search for "nudeists." And I was feeling so optimistic. I really thought we were approaching something better. Yes, that's sarcasm.

And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Odovaucer @ 10:22 PM