Lemon Party
Thursday, September 09, 2004
The "Nudeist" Colony: Week Three
Yes it's time for another fun-filled trip through the referrer logs! Join me now, and maybe we won't find any searches for "nudeists!" If we do encounter such a search I will type "AJKHJKGLSHL:KGJOJKGSJKWJKGBLGBhjklasgjkljklJRLWEHJKtrg" and then try to pronounce it. Let's hope that doesn't happen.
Mon Aug 30 06:52:08 2004
Windows NT (Win32)
Netscape 5
adsl-70-240-200-33.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net
70.240.200.33
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/
http://www.stumbleupon.com/refer.html
It would appear a certain reader is hard at work promoting us. Perhaps reader isn't the most appropriate term. Perhaps smelly sock would be more accurate. Of course that begs the question, "how would a smelly sock register a StumbleUpon account?"
Tue Aug 31 08:40:15 2004
Windows NT (Win32)
German (Switzerland)
firewall-01.ospelt.com
195.49.86.46
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_07_11_lemonparty_archive.html
http://www.alltheweb.com/search?cat=web&cs=utf8&q=downtime graphic statistic&rys=0&_sb_lang=pref&o=
Wait, what's going on here? This a German speaker from Switzerland searching for "downtime graphic statistic. That doesn't sound like German does it? I think we have an imposter at work here. He's pretending to be a German-speaking Swiss, when in fact he's an American secret agent whose wife has been critical of the Bush administration. Oh wait, that's probably not something I should be posting on Internet where the wrong people might read it.
Tue Aug 31 11:50:40 2004
Windows NT (Win32)
English (United States)
ip68-226-126-96.ph.ph.cox.net
68.226.126.96
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/ http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?FORM=MSNH&q=lemon%20party
Now this is exactly what I was hoping to see! He searched simply for "lemon party" and found us as the top result, started reading, and didn't stop. He's been through most of the archives by now. I salute you Cox Man.
Tue Aug 31 20:34:13 2004
Windows NT (Win32)
English (United States)
netblock-66-245-192130.dslextreme.com
66.245.192.130
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com
http://msxml.excite.com/info.xcite/search/web/LEMON%20PARTY%20PORN/1/20/1/-/1/0/1/1/1/1/-/-/-/-/-/-
Not just any old DSL user, this guy's EXTREME! I don't think I can really talk smack about a guy with EXTREME! DSL. Actually I have no qualms about making fun of EXTREME! DSL users. Especially ones searching Internet for "Lemon Party porn." I have another reason to leave this sod alone. He read half a dozen pages of archives. Of course he read the first update half a dozen times in addition to that previous number, which suggests that he's borderline retarded. You win some; you lose some.
Tue Aug 31 23:05:24 2004
Windows NT (Win32)
English (United States)
207-38-214-154.c3-0.elm-ubr4.qens-elm.ny.cable.rcn.com
207.38.214.154
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=12 year nude girl&ei=UTF-8&n=10&fl=0&fr=FP-tab-web-t&b=81
Everyone realizes that nude pictures of twelve year old girls is known as "child pornography" and is illegal, right? I mean the news might not have gotten to everybody. If you're on look out for pictures of twelve year olds without their clothes you have a problem. Twelve year olds are definitely not worth going to jail over, especially when they'll be far more attractive by normal standards once they've reached the age of consent. Kiddie porn is just stupid guys.
Tue Aug 31 22:26:11 2004
Windows 98 (Win32)
English (United States)
203.160.190.236
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=slv1-&p=properties of lemon mouse
I really have no idea what this one hand in mind. I have definitely never heard of a lemon mouse, much less its properties.
Wed Sep 1 17:16:39 2004
Windows NT (Win32)
English (United States)
67.129.138.2
http://lemonparty.blogspot.com/2003_12_07_lemonparty_archive.html
http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?FORM=SRCHWB&q=nudeist
AJKHJKGLSHL:KGJOJKGSJKWJKGBLGBhjklasgjkljklJRLWEHJKtrg
And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
Comments:
My friend and I were recently discussing about the ubiquitousness of technology in our daily lives. Reading this post makes me think back to that discussion we had, and just how inseparable from electronics we have all become.
I don't mean this in a bad way, of course! Societal concerns aside... I just hope that as the price of memory falls, the possibility of downloading our memories onto a digital medium becomes a true reality. It's a fantasy that I dream about every once in a while.
(Posted on Nintendo DS running [url=http://kwstar88.insanejournal.com/397.html]R4 SDHC[/url] DS OperaV2)
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I don't mean this in a bad way, of course! Societal concerns aside... I just hope that as the price of memory falls, the possibility of downloading our memories onto a digital medium becomes a true reality. It's a fantasy that I dream about every once in a while.
(Posted on Nintendo DS running [url=http://kwstar88.insanejournal.com/397.html]R4 SDHC[/url] DS OperaV2)
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