I lied.
Okay, not exactly. Today I did post what is likely to be my final message to little miss skippy. As you can see, she has received truly towering accolades.

Unfortunately she is unlikely to respond until tommorrow. Which, as we all know, is merely a single day away. But enough of that! Let us return to the by no means small matter of my vestments. Today I am wearing pants. Okay, that's a lie. Actually I'm wearing hosues. And I have more reader respones to the glory that is hosues.

Captain Naked 04: brb

jack me yerh off: well i cant tell someone i dont know what i think about hosues

cowzertraz: hot

quillbrotherhood: Most definitely!

blaizeosuave: i wear them*

Magic Insomniac: I love them

Magic Insomniac: to pieces

frenzy526: Damn, its good to be a Ninja.

RageButterfly04: Sleeping, gaming, cleaning, waiting for news about my car--the exciting life of a Cady

blaizeosuave: ay fucker

blaizeosuave: whats a hosues

jack me yerh off: the fag plays everquest with all the other fags

samsara613: downloading videos of girls stripteasing and playing them muted and play your favorite songs simultaneously.

LowTackz: I'm a fan myself!

ViO13ntSk4nk3R: TELL ME UR NAME**


That seems like a pretty strong response, but I wasn;t satisfied. So my next step was to enter a Direct Connect Hub and pose my question. Here are some of the respones.

l33td00d: wut

velocityJE: hosues wtf

l33td00d: I THINK HOSUES ARE SHIT

l33td00d: FUCK HOSUES

l33td00d: if you use hosues UR A FAGGOT

[SA]Fagtrot: what are hosues? is that like pinku?

l33td00d: my hosues must have 4 kotoba

[SA]Fagtrot: iis that japanese for hoes?????

velocityJE: HOSUES ARE FOR COMMU*NIST FAGGOTS

Bozz: i have strong opinions hosues, Odovaucer

Bozz: what would you like to know about them?

velocityJE: i'll share 5 gigs of shit porn you goddamn homo and youll download it all and like it

titaniumone: i am so shut up xel :(((((

Bozz: are you still looking for the houses?

Odovaucer: No, hosues.

velocityJE: these chicks dont even know the name of my band

l33td00d: NEERRRRBODY IN DA HUB GETTIN STRONG HOSUES

velocityJE: if anybody here has strong opinions hosues please meet me at high noon

l33td00d: ALL UR HOSUES ARE BELONG TO US

Bozz: my strong opinion on it would be this

Bozz: dont buy them

Bozz: aren't worth the money


All in all, I'm not quite sure how to interpret this response. Seems there is a fair amount of ambivalence amongst the Direct Connecters. Ultimately it's not my problem. I'm still going to be dressed to kill in vintage hosues.*** Oh yeah.


And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be
Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.


*I was rather surprised at this particular response as I did not in fact inform her that hosues were an article of clothing. I can only take it as a sign that the hype is getting out.

**Once again, all these quotations are actual responses. No words have been put in their mouths.

***Actually I don't know if they can be considered technically vintage. I'm not hip to the whole fashion scene. But a man can dream can he not?
- posted by Odovaucer @ 11:24 PM