What's up?
I'd just thought that I would let you all know, I'm sick. Before you ask, no I'm not sick of life, or of this blog, or even that creepy girl who lives down the street and is always looking at me (There is no such girl - Odovaucer). No my friends, I'm just plain sick. Colds suck, and right now I feel like shit. But enough about my life, let's talk about my feelings (about the blog).

My writing got worse recently, why? That is a question that I have asked myself many many times and the best answer that I can come up with is that I started to think of writing as a chore, something that had to be done but I couldn't enjoy. Eventually my entries lost coherency and I fell into the "any entry is better than no entry" mindset, couple that with the fact that I explained in each one of those entries that it sucked but I was tired and you had some shity entries ripe for the plucking. Not to say that my entries were worse than what you'd find in a regular blog, in fact they were probably about 10 billion kajillion smillion times better. Don't believe me? Check out my fantastic proof!

Just check out this fantastic excerpt taken from here.

As you can see not much is going on in that entry, except that she's right. Or true... or fuck. I don't really know, just try and figure it out on your own. Now compare that to my previous entry (not Odovaucer's) and you'll see that while mine is random and shitty, at least I'm not this person.

So they don't believe me. Oh well I don't blame them I admit 'But haha it's hahaha true.' sounds very convincing or what did I say. At least breathing was easy today so I tell myself what I should really be doing, turns out that I'm no longer listening.

Now what makes this quote really hilarious is that this person doesn't listen to themselves, which sounds like a pretty abusive relationship. If I was dating a girl and she never listened to me and just did her own thing I would probably dump her. Note that I said probably because I've never had a girlfriend and would probably be too much of a loser to get out while there was still time. I don't know this person situation but you need to get the fuck out when one half of the relationship stops respecting the other half. Unlike a normal relationship where you are two separate entities, this relationship requires a different solution.

But enough of me being mellow-dramatic and depressing, today is a happy day! I'm not sure why, but here are the lyrics to the song To Life

To life! To life! L'chai-im!
L'chai-im, l'chai-im, to life!
If you've been lucky, then Monday was No worse than Sunday
was,
Drink l'chai-im, to life.

To life, l'chai-im!
L'chai-im, l'chai-im, to life!
One day it's honey and raisin cake,
Next day a stomach ache,
Drink L'chai-im, to life!

Our great men have written words of
Wisdom to be used
When hardship must be faced;
Life obliges us with hardship
So the words of wisdom
shouldn't go to waste.

To us and our good fortune
Be happy be healthy, long life!
And if our good fortune never comes
Here's to whatever comes,
Drink l'chaim, to life!

To life, to life, l'chai-im,!
L'chai-im, l'chai-im, to life!
Life has a way of confusing us
Blessing and bruising us,
Drink l'chaim, to life,

To life, l'chaim!
L'chaim, l'chaim, to life!
A gift we seldom are wise enough
Ever to prize enough,
Drink l'chaim, to life!

God would like us to be joyful
Even though our hearts lie panting on the floor;
How much more can we be joyful,
When there's really something
To be joyful for.

To life, to life, L'chai-im!
L'chai-im, l'chai-im, to life!
It gives you something to think about,
Something to drink about,
Drink l'chai-im, to life! l'chai-im !

the blessing and bruising us part comes first.

the honey and raisin cake is not in the song at all.

you forgot the part about there lives being more
pleasent

then there future ones.

This may be a version of "To Life", but it's not the
version from either the play or the movie. In "Fiddler,"
the song is about the wedding of Tevye's daughter.

To Life

Here's to our prosperity, our good health and happiness,
and most important ...
To life, to life, la kayim,
La kayim, la kayim, to life,
Here's to the father I tried to be,
Here's to my bride-to-be,
Drink la kayim, to life,
To life, la kayim,
La kayim, la kayim, to life,
Life has a way of confusing us,
Blessing and bruising us,
Drink la kayim, to life!
God would like us to be joyful, even when our hearts lie
panting on the floor.
How much more can we be joyful, when there's really
something to be joyful for?
To life, to life, la kayim,
To Tzeitel, my daughter--my wife,
It gives you something to think about,
Something to drink about,
Drink la kayim, to life!

(Le Morta!
Yes, Lazar Wolf?
Drinks for everyone!
What's the occasion?
I'm taking myself a bride!
Who is it?
Tevye's eldest, Tzeitel!)

To Lazar Wolf--
To Tevye!
To Tzeitel, your daughter--my wife!
May all your futures be pleasant ones,
Not like our present ones,
Drink la kayim, to life,
To life, la kayim,
La kayim, la kayim, to life,
It takes a wedding to make us say,
"Let's live another day,"
Drink la kayim, to life!
We'll raise a glass and sip a drop of schnapps in honor of
the great
good luck that favors you,
We know that when good fortune favors two such men, it
stands to reason,
we deserve it too!
To us and our good fortune!
Be happy, be healthy, long life!
And if our good fortune never comes,
Here's to whatever comes,
Drink la kayim, to life!

Heaven bless you both, to your health and may we live
together in peace!
May you both be favored with the future of your choice,
May you live to see a thousand reasons to rejoice!

We'll raise a glass and sip a drop of schnapps in honor of
the great
good luck that favors you,
We know that when good fortune favors two such men, it
stands to reason,
we deserve it too!
To us and our good fortune!
Be happy, be healthy, long life!
And if our good fortune never comes,
Here's to whatever comes,
Drink la kayim, to life!

The lyrics were gotten from this site. Let me be the first to say that site sucks, a lot. You probably shouldn't go there unless you have a pop up blocker and disable ActiveX. In case you don't know what ActiveX is you probably shouldn't be using the internet. Internet.

Until next time homedogs, L'chaim!


And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Andrew @ 8:10 PM