I hope you haven't forgotten this fellow; he is, in one sense, the greatest poster ever to come to Lemon Party. Actually that's just not true. There is no possible justification for calling him a great Lemon Party poster. Or even a decent one. But he did try. I'll give him that. He wasn't much for finishing things though, and we happen to have several of those incomplete efforts held oin reverse for such a day as this. A day when we feel a little lazy, when we can't be bothered to outsmart the writer's block. In short, every day. But that's why there's so many of us here. So we can make up for each other's shortcomings. But teamwork is gay. So I decided to post an old-school djwioicd draft instead. Sue me. Or comment. Okay, not much chance of that, but whatever. I realize you're all cruel bastards with no concern for poor turtle_07's feelings. You keep up this anemic commenting and he'll probably come out of the closet. Commenting makes the blog. Believe you me. If you have any doubts let me show you a little picture. A sad little picture. Click the link; don't worry there's nothing dangerous over there (Angst and whinyness is unpleasant but not scarring, and surely you've come accross it before). Notice the front page holds entries that average about two a week. Notice the most recent update's one comment. One comment. No surprise he's ashamed to update! But if you go back to November/December 2003... Well you'll see what comments do. Especially Lemon Party comments - Odovaucer.


I haven't announced this fellow as a LemonParty staff member. That's because he isn't. He has posting rights, but he has not yet become a member of the community, he has not yet developed the necessary prerequisites; he has not yet proven himself to his elders. In fact his position here is tenuous to say the least. The details of his writing arrangement can be found here - Odovaucer

17 is 16

At least according to my brilliant proof it is.

1 = 0
*0 *0

0=0, thus 1=0, thus

17=16
17=16+0
17=16+1
17=17
- posted by Uncle Jamal @ 11:49 AM