Valentine's Day
Valentine's day, what a day.

Welcome to Lemon Party, the greatest party on earth. At this party there is no a need for your pathetic holidays, but as some readers have complained about certain things (let's not go into it, I could've sworn she was at least twelve), I have decided to do the Valentine's day update as part of my... whatever... let's just get on with it.

As I was saying, today (today) is Valentine's day. A day when magic is in the air, and air worms are in the ground. A day where dreams come true, and dreams are true. A day so wonderful that Frank L Caltrozen's cancer went into remission (That is a certifiable fact, by the way - Odovaucer). Ahhh yes, Valentine's day.

But this day isn't always the harbinger of joy, for some it marks pain beyond any known by anyone else. After all, how could other people understand the incredible pain that you go through on this day. Everywhere year because no one will ever love you, and you've never had a girlfriend, and you even had to send flowers to yourself to make your friends stop taunting you (It didn't work, did it? - Odovaucer). Yes, today is a horrible, horrible day.

On the other hand, you're a loser. So what the hell do we care?



Happy Valentine's Day from the Lemon Party crew!



And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Andrew @ 3:14 AM