I haven't announced this fellow as a LemonParty staff member. That's because he isn't. He has posting rights, but he has not yet become a member of the community, he has not yet developed the necessary prerequisites; he has not yet proven himself to his elders. In fact his position here is tenuous to say the least. The details of his writing arrangment can be found here - Odovaucer


Behind the party:
A intimate view of the members behind the party

Odovaucer Ostrogoth

The creator and supposed leader of the Party, this middle-aged Romanian Arab was rejected when he submitted an application to enter the Taliban. Outraged he swore revenge and created his own religion, Ostrogothian, in an attempt to destroy all other religions. Unfortunately he's still the only member. His whereabouts are currently unknown, though he was last seen in a Canada.

turtle_07

After losing in a disputed outcome, this past political candidate currently only coming out of his basement to go to McDonalds, Turtle_07 or Al Gore as he is more commonly known is outraged at what he created, and tries to create laws on a weblog about appropriate internet use.

Carverbuns

Former gay porn star and male prostitute, Carverbuns types all his posts in the nude. In his spare time he stalks/abuses small little children. He is currently looking for a 10 year old boy to be his partner. Yes, he only specifies that he is looking for a 10 year old boy. Disclaimer- If you see Carverbuns and are a 10 year old boy run away as fast as you can. Under no circumstances accept his candy. We believe Carverbuns looks like this:

(I would put in some joke about him applying to be a Catholic priest, but decided not too out of sympathy)

dfjawioeraiod

Nothing is known about dfjawioeraiod, besides that Odovaucer was bored and decided to let him post here.

And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that was LemonParty.
Because LemonParty is the healthy alternative to your regular Internet programming.
- posted by Uncle Jamal @ 4:00 AM