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This update in itself was a joke, I'm not actually going to update right now, or as you see now, if I do it ends up being cliched and stupid. This is just a taste of what Lemon Party could look like if we didn't actually spend time planning our updates.

As this drama has stirred up more readers and comments than Lemon Party has ever had, I think that now would be an excellent time to reveal our newest plans.

Lemonpal. It's like paypal, only you give us your credit card number instead of them. If you would like to sign up please email me your:

1)Full name
2)Street address
3)Account name
4)Pass word
5)Credit card number
6)Type of credit card

LemonPal is currently accepted at only two sites, See Goats and Festive Lemons. If you would like to click on those links to see what they sell please at first note the foreboding laughter.

Thank you and have a nice day.
- posted by Andrew @ 12:50 PM