We are but simple people in an complex land
Fear for your souls my fellow bloggers, fear for your souls.

A fork in the road has appeared, a metaphorical apocalypse so to speak. We are confronted by demons, mongrels who wish you only pain and stress. No matter what path you go down you will still end up with lost time and money and gained stress. My fellow bloggers, it is upon us.

The December holidays, supposedly full of cheer and happiness are nothing more than scams. You spend money and time searching for gifts for loved ones, you gain stress wondering if they'll arrive in time, if the toy store still has that hip new toy in. You cry at night because everything costs 3 times what it used to, and for what end? So that your friends will be happy? Their happiness means nothing to what you're actually supporting, to the awful truth which I have just discovered.

Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, these holidays are scams, horrible scams created by communists to rob us of our money and our individuality. In every lie there is a kernel of truth, in every egg you have a yoke, in every computer you have a motherboard.

We go to stores, for what? To buy our friends sweaters that we think have nice designs on them, truth of the matter being that 400000 people already have that sweater, they are already like you, they are already conformed. Eventually all sweaters will look alike, all games will send you to the same end, all life will be nothing more than a number that the communist leaders look upon and laugh as they pop their champagne bottles (Communists don't drink champagne, it's far too bourgeois - Odovaucer who approves of the idea, if not the specifics [Yes, but the leaders of the communist revoltion were bourgeois - turtle_07]).

We are at a nexus people, a fork in the road. We are at the end my friends.

Remember friends, we must resist these paths, paths that all lead to red. We must make our own way through the woods, to a different end, to a different beginning, to a different life.

Fellow bloggers, we must join together to fight the red, we must survive against the coming invasion.

Godspeed friends, godspeed.


And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Andrew @ 9:27 PM