I'm a little teacup short and stout
I'd just like to say, dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>>, this update is for you baby.

Yesterday I posted an odd little piece about LemonParty fading out of existence forever. I had hoped that perhaps our readers were smart enough to understand the point of the update, but sadly they were not.

I was recently called a 'L053R5!' by a one dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>>. Mr. dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>> felt that I had posted my update to simply get sympathy and possible responses from people.

As any idiot can plainly see my update ended with "I know that you have spent a long time reading that, but I have one request, if you somehow stumble upon this blog and read this. Please, tell my wife that I love her and never meant to hurt her." Now, most people will probably read that as a request, a request to please tell my wife that I loved her and never meant to hurt her. Mr. dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>> however felt that he was too smart to be caught by all of that obvious bullshit and read between the lines, I'm not exactly sure how this was done but I think that it may have involved a laser of some sort.

As Mr. dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>> saw, and I’m sure some other people saw as well was that in an earlier episode we had told you NOT to fish for compliments (or comments, same god damned thing really). If Mr. dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>> is correct in his assumption that I was in fact fishing for comments, then this could be a sad day for LemonParty.

But before I reveal to you the shocking ending where everyone may or may not be pregnant, let's consider a few things about Mr. dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>>.


-Mr. dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>> had to post two comments, one two minutes later than the first, most likely because his brain doesn't work fast enough to come up with anything witty without thinking about it for a few minutes first.

-He posted using 'l33t' speak. That should just be a crime unto itself.

-When using 'l33t' speak Mr. dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>> called us (this is roughly translated from l33t) 'Losers', it is obviously not apparent to Mr. dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>> that I was the only one who wrote the article; the other members of LemonParty in no way endorsed it. They could not have because had Mr. dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>> actually read the article he would have discovered that one was dead and the other one was in the mental ward.

-Mr. dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>> also implied that I don't know how to use keyboard shortcuts, even though it was very obvious that I was using a small amount of HTML in my previous post, if a man knows HTML and doesn't know keyboard shortcuts, then what on earth this world coming to? (Perhaps there was no need for the man to learn keyboard shortcuts as there is no connection between them and HTML - Odovaucer) It should also be noted that Mr. dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>> doesn't have a mouse, because if he did have one he would realize that you could simply right click and a small little menu appears over the highlighted text, asking you if you want to Copy, Paste, and a whole other slew of fun activities.

-Mr. dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>> never posted his name or blog address, making me believe that either his blog cannot stand up to the awesome might that is Lemon Party or his name is just really really stupid, like one of those shitty hippy names. You know, like Summers Dawn, or Winter.


In the end, whether my critiquing of Mr. dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>> was superior to his semi-coherent insult holds no meaning to the undeniable cosmic truth that I have just discovered.

What is this cosmic truth you ask? Well I'll tell you. ASCII emotions are fucking terrible. You know what I'm talking about, those horrible faces that people love spewing off. Like ^_^ or ;_;. I mean seriously, if your writing can't convey the emotion you want it to then you're just as bad, if not worse than Mr. dfjawioeraiodklsajfsjadlkjsdfalkjwaioeufjv m,cnm,n efjl ihjdioasjuriowaejfio fjsdlaj]]]]qwoqkeop;kda;lfks;dfkdfasgfagdsfa>>>.

As this blog shows, the result of overusing those little bitches ain't pretty. Seriously folks, just don't do it.

Or in commandment form:
Thou shalt not overuse emoticons



The ending that you have been waiting for is that none of us at LemonParty are pregnant, unfortunitly we are all either male, or as I said in my previous entry, dead. If any woman would like to join LemonParty and possibly get pregnant that would be wonderful, because our PR department currently has nothing to work with. Thank you.


And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Andrew @ 6:19 PM