Gonna blog like it ain't no blog!
Listen up you fuckers (and virgins)!

This a blog. You fucking hear me? This is a god damned fucking blog, ya dig?

Now for this blog to work, we must work to blog it. Ok? We must Blog the blog. Got it? Good. Keep in mind that this can only work if you keep your minds clear and only blog when not drunk. Drunk blogs are like the antiblog. The antiblog, being like the antichrist, only it murders small children.

Now, we at LemonParty (blog) want to stop this antiblog's reign of terror, or as we like to call it, tear-roar.

Terror (tear-roar) is a disease with breeds in sick blogs, you can tell the signs of this disease using only a can of dishwater and a rag. If when you run the dishwater over your monitor when looking at your blog you get cancer, then your blog is sick. As you might have assumed, there are many sick blogs at there.

Terror (Tear-roar) can strike at any moment, it hides in the shadows (blog) of communisia (blog communist blog) and feasts on small children (disease tear-roar).

We must fight the terror (tear-roar) and cure the cancer (tear-roar). But that's not what this update is about.

This update is about blogs (blog) and I intend to keep it that way.

In conclusion, even though it's early I would like to wish you all a happy boxing day.

(I'll post a real boxing day update on boxing day; this is just in case I forget.)


And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Andrew @ 3:20 AM