Remember the Days
Remember the days when the Internet was full of stupid? I sure do. Of course, it's pretty hard to forget every single day since the thing's genesis. Let's try this again. Remember the days when the Interwebnation Superhighway was jam-packed with retards, but there was somebody else out there who cared enough to call them on it?

I sure do. Oh, do I ever! But, gosh, it sure has been awhile hasn't it? I would say it's been at least a year, maybe even a year and fifteen days. It sure was a shitty year and fifteen days wasn't it? No one there to tell you if you'd done something stupid or helpfully remind the proper way to post your boring sob stories on the Interwebnation Superhighway. It was a dark year and fifteen days for some, but for many, too many, it went unnoticed.

An unconscionable number of bloggers carried on as if nothing had happened.  They had no idea that the last bastion of competent writing had completely and utterly evaporated.   Too absorbed by their pathetic efforts at composing their aimless dribblings, they didn't even look up as the last light of truth faded from the horizon. The wise wept, but the fools never wavered from their course, a course that left in its wake thousands of misspelled, idiotic, sycophantic, and generally awful blog posts.

We have seen the darkest days of the Internet, my friends, but worry not: such days are a dying breed. Dear readers, I know you may have lost your way in recent times, and I understand, I sympathize. It's time now though to stand up and return to the light. The guiding light. It shone once, and it shall shine again.






And remember the guiding light, lest we forget the glory that be Lemon Party.
Because your blog sucks.
- posted by Odovaucer @ 6:25 PM (3) comments