All right, I this is about enough of this fanciful hippie bullshit. Odavaucer, and Turtle_07, did you suddenly catch a case of High School separation anxiety? I thought that we could finally be done with all this low brow, bargain bin humor. This recent slurry of entries have merely been a recycling of an old joke you made up when you were, what, in 10^th grade? This crap must stop.

If Lemon Party is to progress to the next level- the level of witty, high class college humor, the kind that alienates 90% of the general public, is misunderstood by another 7% and will only be found by a scant 5% (if you're lucky) of the remaining 3 % of people who genuinely enjoy it (i.e. self important assholes who can only find joy in laughing at something that all of the people around them cannot understand, because in some small, sad way, they find it justifies all the time and money they are spending on an ultimately useless education).

Gentlemen, it’s time to stop pussyfooting around these problems. Start watching Frasier, and movies that were directed by people who either live on a commune in Arizona or in their mother’s basement because “no one is ready for their art”. Start reading Freud, and Kafka. Start making jokes about 12 dimensional geometry and 85 variable calculus. Start learning all the best Physics puns. Chemistry rib ticklers….

On second thought. Fuck that.